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by Patrick on February 19, 2015

in Everything


A couple of beautiful people got married Quaker style last Sunday.
And for good measure, by way of a gentile and 24 hours notice.. the ketubah.
Incidentally, it was my first “same sex” union.

“Liquid Bone”

by Patrick on January 26, 2015

in Everything,Food

Hil obviously helped a ton on this little jawn.
Thank You Hil.
Voting for the best video is “LIVE”.

My first gif

by Patrick on January 23, 2015

in Everything


This Guy

by Patrick on January 14, 2015

in Everything

This guy could squat a gorilla that swallowed a bus.

Faces are revealing themselves

by Patrick on January 13, 2015

in Everything,Tattoos

Don’t think I like this guy. I feel like he gave me food poisoning from some lentils. He didn’t get sick though. Maybe it was Mystical food poisoning.

Done, hopefully not for ever.

by Patrick on December 31, 2014

in Everything,Mummers

I managed to stomach visiting the Convention Center. My intention was:
a. to deliver this sign and
b. to take pictures of my work
Well it was a mess. I couldn’t get at anything I painted and what was “finished” wasn’t connected.
So I succeeded in half of my agenda.

Happy Christmas

by Patrick on December 24, 2014

in Everything

May your holiday leave you nourished, but I don’t care what you got.
As an aside… This is my 20 th christmas card. Since 1995 I have sent fifty cards a year.
Every year I get a card from my mom/ernie, my sister, and now from my bio dad. That’s three.
This year (like last) i got one from the super golden Goldtonuks.
It looks like because I do not have my own family, nobody cares to send me greetings.
That’s fine, you think this is the first year I learned this?
Am I bitter? maybe. Will I get a half dozen “whoops” cards? probably.
So, the 20 year lesson I learned is.. if you don’t have babies nobody wants to acknowledge you.
Shit, I learned that a decade ago, but how should I respond?

The boy

by Patrick on December 18, 2014

in Everything


dead ‘stash

by Patrick on December 16, 2014

in Everything


Taking it back to Doodletown. Carnival tomorrow.


by Patrick on December 13, 2014

in Everything

Been thinking about my mom. In her early 20’s she raised me and my sister, by herself.
I cannot even imagine how difficult it was to feed a family of three on the income she made at Dress Barn or the Ground Round.
We fought a ton back then; “Why can’t I take saxophone anymore” or “Why do we need a babysitter?”
I’ve always been a little shit, and the strength it took her not to murder me in my sleep… well, it’s impressive.